A disciple of another sect once came to Drescher as he was eating his morning meal. "I would like to give you this personality test," said the outsider, "because I want you to be happy." Drescher took the paper that was offered him and put it into the toaster. "I wish the toaster to be happy too." -- AI Koans, ajs@hpfcajs.UUCP, sri-unix!greiner@Diablo, published in rec.humor.funny, 1989